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2. A conviction would require presenting the evidence in court

Thu Jan 23, 2025, 11:40 PM

Jan 23

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. My client was home, having a quiet wank when four offices, unannounced, broke down his apartment door....

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I think this is a joke, but.... [View all] Jilly_in_VA Jan 23 OP

Imagine BOSSHOG Jan 23 #1

A conviction would require presenting the evidence in court 3Hotdogs Jan 23 #2

It's gonna put optometrists out of business... rubbersole Jan 24 #3