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Texas

SARose

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12. Ahhhhh

Reply to BidenRocks (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 5, 2024, 08:04 PM

Jul 2024

Texans pay for your earthquakes, land slides and fires.

If Texas is so terrible, why are so many Californians moving here? Hmmm?

Could it be because

We don’t have a state income tax because OIL.
Homes here are cheaper.
Gasoline is cheaper.
Burritos are better.
Tacos are much better.
We have Willie.

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in California where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
They've got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Jimmy Buffet

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Beryl [View all] SARose Jul 2024 OP

My son lives just southwest of San Antonio. He's Florida born n raised but I better check up on him Deuxcents Jul 2024 #1

More than welcome SARose Jul 2024 #3

If Texas taxed people BidenRocks Jul 2024 #2

I don't appreciate this SARose Jul 2024 #4

I don't appreciate it either .... anciano Jul 2024 #5

Thank you SARose Jul 2024 #10

Yet you brag of the low cost of living BidenRocks Jul 2024 #7

Seriously? anciano Jul 2024 #9

I hope SARose Jul 2024 #11

Now is not the time for this. murielm99 Jul 2024 #13

That's not how it works. We are THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA Deuxcents Jul 2024 #6

Check California taxes BidenRocks Jul 2024 #8

Ahhhhh SARose Jul 2024 #12

Hurricane preparations in Texas LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2024 #14

No, H-E-B isn't limiting brisket purchases because of Hurricane Beryl SARose Jul 2024 #15

Beryl on track to make a Texas landfall on Monday morning: What to expect in greater Houston area LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2024 #16

SA Local Weather SARose Jul 2024 #17

Cheat Sheet on when to evacuate in Texas LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2024 #18

Lmao SARose Jul 2024 #19

Goodbye Beryl SARose Jul 2024 #20

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