Whatever happens next on Plague Island, it's now on us. [View all]

Today we are freeeeeeeeeeeeee, allowed to go out and do anything we want too, although possibly absolutely maybe don't do that. We don't need to display a mask on our noggins… except when you might have to but only if you wish to or maybe not. Whatever happens next on Plague Island, it’s now on us. When it all falls over again, as it must, as we are the flag waving leader of new infections in the entire frigging world, they will blame us. With a straight face they will go on the airwaves and point that finger at the great British public, we weren't prudent and failed to heed the suggestions to be cautious, that we were told we were allowed to disregard but maybe shouldn't, depending how we feel about it.

I trust I have cleared that up for you!