Creative Speculation

Tune in an I-Heart online radio station and do not be sexist about lyrics designed for you by real Anonymous hactivist. Then, simultaneously tune in a 100,000 watt radio station, at least 40 or 50 miles from your position. After you do these things, disconnect your cellular phone and tell eavesdroppers in you house to do the same thing for at least 15 minutes, to establish network reliability. This activity will invite black-ops intelligence agency aircraft and satellites, including FBI aircraft, to your city to destroy all illegal eavesdroppers, which are obviously aligned with foreign enemies. If you do not mind, NSA and GCHQ agents will deploy serious software from to your computer and radio to destroy all those electronic and frequency attacking punks, especially Chinese geek satellites. We will relay viruses through Chinese satellites to their Ministry of Information.