Feminists

But I doubt some of them are easy to assemble or don't require sewing. The Ada Lovelace and Jane Austen ones in particular. How many thrift stores carry early 19th Century garb?

I once spent hours attaching 50 rubber snakes to a wig for a Medusa costume - the thing wound up weighing about a zillion pounds and gave me a headache - but that was before everything got "slutty". Slutty Big Bird, for crying out loud! Some things just ain't right.