Pets

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Two dogs and one cat cross the Rainbow Bridge.
St. Peter has the day off, so God is interviewing the recently departed.
God asks the first dog, "What did you do on Earth?"
The Dog replies, "I was a guide dog for the blind."
God says, "Welcome to Heaven."
He asks the 2nd dog, "What did you on Earth."
The 2nd dog says, "My name is Lassie and I saved Timmy from the well eight times."
God says, "Welcome to Heaven."
God asks the cat, "What did you do on Earth."
The cat says, "What are you doing in my chair."