National Security & Defense

I have space on my property and could use the extra, secure storage space. These usually sell for a couple of thousand dollars but now they are both used, and associated with a crime. So they should be free, right? Wait. Since Arizona is probably going to have to pay someone to get rid of them, I’ll take one for some amount less than the winning bidder for the work offers. I’d bid, but I’m not a Republican donor and nobody owes me favors, so I wouldn’t win no matter what I offered.

Another idea. Perhaps Abbot could buy these and fly them to Democratic states and cities where they could be use to house his AirAbbot forced immigrants.