Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
Editorials & Other Articles
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
SEVERAL DEFINITIONS
YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER IF...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
"Getting a little action" means
you don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means
you find your car in the parking lot. " An "all nighter" means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER IF...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
"Getting a little action" means
you don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means
you find your car in the parking lot. " An "all nighter" means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
Edit history
Please sign in to view edit histories.
Recommendations
0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):
8 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
= new reply since forum marked as read