Seniors

1. When the US northeast is getting knee deep snow you get rain
2. You go to a doctor or a hospital and don't need a credit card or cash, just a health card and you don't buy insurance either
3. You need a calculator to listen to the weather if you can't figure out metric without one
4. You can watch all US networks and all Canadian networks on your cable system
5. You think that Conservatives who are pro-choice, and support continued abolition of the death penalty, universal single payer health care, and same sex marriage are radical right wingers