Those poor, poor white kids [View all]

Having so much trouble getting into college with their "C" average grades. How in the world are they going to join ITAPPAKEGA if they are constantly discriminated against just because they are white? What's wrong with Harvard and Princeton and Stanford that they want a little diversity in their student body? Don't they realize it's their job to admit those C average legacy students instead of admitting a Black student with a 4.3 grade average? After all, it's been that way for 200 years and Sessions the great white elf said so.

Left of Cool sarcasm included

PS There are some days when I just want to bend over a puke. There are some days when I feel like I am still living in 1954.