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Goblinmonger

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7. "The Death of Roget" by George Hatch, Jr.
Wed Feb 4, 2015, 02:01 PM
Feb 2015

Last edited Wed Feb 4, 2015, 07:02 PM - Edit history (2)

(The person I bought the book from on half.com got the book to me ridiculously fast.)

Said Roget:
"What's the purpose? Tell me why.
What's the reason? Specify!"
The other was silent,
speechless, mum,
close-mouthed, firm-tongued,
tight-lipped and dumb,
word-bound, curt, concise and brief:
He drew a gun, a gat, a rod,
and waved it in Roget's facade,
his face, his mug,
his map, his lug,
his kisser.
"Now wait a minute!" cried Roget.
"Wait a second! Stop! Delay--!"
That's all he said, the other fired,
shot him once; Roget expired,
pegged out, conked out,
kicked the bucket,
croaked and piped. With
Roget's luck it
means he's dead, defunct, passed on,
deceased, demised, lamented, gone.
They wrapped him up in polished oak,
a coffin, casket, wooden cloak,
and on his grave these words bespoke:
"Lie in peace; to God bequest...
R.I.P. and all the rest..."

Have you ever seen the short poem RoBear Jan 2015 #1
You piqued my interested with that poem. Goblinmonger Jan 2015 #2
Cool! I hope you'll post the poem here for all of us when you get the book. scarletwoman Jan 2015 #3
I googled it several times, but... RoBear Jan 2015 #4
It was ridiculously hard to find (in Google search terms). Goblinmonger Jan 2015 #5
I applaud RoBear Jan 2015 #6
"The Death of Roget" by George Hatch, Jr. Goblinmonger Feb 2015 #7
Thank you! RoBear Feb 2015 #8
I can't find the expression RoBear Feb 2015 #9
Totally a typo Goblinmonger Feb 2015 #10
Thanks. RoBear Feb 2015 #11
Totally read aloud. Goblinmonger Feb 2015 #12
Woo hoo! That's a keeper! Thank you so much!!! scarletwoman Feb 2015 #13
Fixed. Thanks Goblinmonger Feb 2015 #14
You're a wonderful person! You do the research, buy the book, then transcribe the poem! scarletwoman Feb 2015 #15
It is a really good book. Goblinmonger Feb 2015 #16
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