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PurgedVoter

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6. Spread 144,000 people over the Christian world and then factor in 2000+ years.

Reply to ihaveaquestion (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:30 AM

Apr 2024

Since only 144,000 can go there, if there is still room in Heaven the standards are a lot higher than just singing in the right church choir. If Heaven is taking in new people, then there is turn over going on in Heaven. That has to be stressful when you have been in Heaven for a thousand years and everyone is getting quite when you walk in.

So rapture could have happened and the only thing the rapture expecting folk will notice is that their maid didn't show up.

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Liberal Redneck - Why Didn't the Rapture Happen During the Eclipse? [View all] ihaveaquestion Apr 2024 OP

The Rapture occured, nobody was taken sanatanadharma Apr 2024 #1

True. In Matthew Jesus said multigraincracker Apr 2024 #2

Perhaps he meant, "Live again" sanatanadharma Apr 2024 #3

There are no errors in the Bible multigraincracker Apr 2024 #4

It's easy to solve the "second coming" question. When Jesus comes back ask him if he's been here before. Walleye Apr 2024 #5

Spread 144,000 people over the Christian world and then factor in 2000+ years. PurgedVoter Apr 2024 #6