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Amimnoch

(4,558 posts)

4. major legal dilemma - how to handle oral or anal deposits??

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 08:03 AM

Jan 2017

Ejaculation is one thing, but this bill would cover other.. non procreation targeted semen as well.

Would this criminalize swallowing??

On a more serious note, this is hilarious, but it does drive home a great point. The war on women is disgusting.

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Female Legislators Unveil Male Ejaculation Bill Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen [View all] TexasTowelie Jan 2017 OP

every sperm is sacred Ohioblue22 Jan 2017 #1

And should be given a proper Christian burial central scrutinizer Jan 2017 #11

Haha! Duppers Jan 2017 #2

Never heard of "Burrard Street Journal", it looks like a sort of Canadian version of The Onion. Towlie Jan 2017 #3

major legal dilemma - how to handle oral or anal deposits?? Amimnoch Jan 2017 #4

ROFLMAO! joshdawg Jan 2017 #5

Elle Woods, Legally Blonde...explains and something I've been Stellar Jan 2017 #6

Love that movie. Made sure I had a copy of the DVD in my collection. eom LittleGirl Jan 2017 #7

Good movie and she made a good point here. nt Stellar Jan 2017 #8

I guess Monica Lewinsky was way ahead of her time IronLionZion Jan 2017 #9

Turnabout is fair play. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2017 #10

I guess that I better start holding that aspirin between my knees. TexasTowelie Jan 2017 #12

Yes!! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2017 #13