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In reply to the discussion: Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times [View all]

Stardust Mirror

(644 posts)
1. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 2/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 12:18 PM
Apr 2017

I do not like your baseless pride
I do not like your purchased bride
I do not like you skipping taxes
I do not like you, them's the facts's

I do not like your need for praise
I do not like your 'pay to plays'
I do not like your orange hair
I do not like you anywhere

I do not like your shady deals
I do not like you copping feels
I do not like your hateful words
I do not like you, stupid turd!

I do not like your selfishness
I do not like your foolishness
I do not like your yellow hair
I do not like you - let's be fair!

I do not like you when you talk
I do not like you when you squawk
I do not like you in a tower
I do not like you having power

I do not like you cuz you're rich
I do not like you cuz you bitch
I do not like you cuz you're tall
I do not like you - not at all!

@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb 10

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