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In reply to the discussion: Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times [View all]

Stardust Mirror

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5. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 6/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 12:21 PM
Apr 2017

Donald Trump you stupid ass
Clueless fool, you have no class
Only money gets you friends
In your pants, you wear Depends®

I will not pay for your wife's tower
I will not bow to Russian power
I will not pay for your dumb wall
I will pray for your swift fall

There's one thing that you should know
We all know you're only faux
You're not fooling anyone
You're the fool - just begone!

Do not tell me what are facts
Do not tell me to relax
Do not grab me by my pussy
Do not grab me! You big wussy!

Donnie Donnie wretched man
Endless ego needing fans
We see through your feeble bluff
You're a chicken, you're not tough

Tinkle tinkle Little Czar
By your hookers from afar
You wish they would you wish they might
Pee on 'Bama's bed tonight


@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb

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