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In reply to the discussion: A proposed Starbucks Holiday Cup [View all]

Runningdawg

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7. I went to a public school
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 10:47 AM
Oct 2017

but such a small one in such a small town, we were forced to write bible verses on the black board every morning. This one got me suspended for 3 days, but it's still one of my favorites:

Genesis 1:11King James Version (KJV)
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

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LOL Angry Dragon Oct 2017 #1
So one should be careful about ordering a latte? guillaumeb Oct 2017 #2
Post this in the religion group Angry Dragon Oct 2017 #3
Very good. Duppers Oct 2017 #4
And please post in AA group. Duppers Oct 2017 #5
too funny! KT2000 Oct 2017 #6
I went to a public school Runningdawg Oct 2017 #7
Pray for Trump SCantiGOP Oct 2017 #8
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