Have you ever composed an eloquent PM about the offside rule [View all]

and THen deleted It bEcause you know the intended Recipient would be so blinded by theiR fandom of the BLATANT OFFENDER that theY wouldn't see the astounding logic and rationale beHind your PM and just fly off thE haNdle that you would daRe to RAISE A HAND against such a fine footballer?


Yeah, me neither.