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3Hotdogs

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1. That means visitors to the museum will be left to see only the following biblical artifacts:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon Oct 22, 2018, 05:18 PM

Oct 2018

Joseph and Mary's marriage certificate with Certificate of Authenticity signed by Ken Ham.

Jesus's Kenyan birth certificate.

Astrolabe from Noah's ark.

Dinosaur bones, (ones that look like your butcher saved for you to give to the dog.)

Dried seaweed from the exposed Dead Sea's bed - with Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jerry Falwell on his death bed.

Reeds from the boat that Moses' mother put him in. Certificate of authenticity not available as Franklin Graham was busy that day.

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"Fake news!" No, fake scrolls! [View all] True Dough Oct 2018 OP

That means visitors to the museum will be left to see only the following biblical artifacts: 3Hotdogs Oct 2018 #1

Ha ha! True Dough Oct 2018 #2

You left out some The Genealogist Oct 2018 #5

Whoever said faith needs no proof... Major Nikon Oct 2018 #3

This hobby lobby shitshow is also full of Voltaire2 Oct 2018 #4