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14. You a sustaining member of the Church of the Sleep Number Mattress?

Sat Feb 23, 2019, 01:26 PM

Feb 2019

Or izzit the Church of the Bedside Table.

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Define "soon". guillaumeb Feb 2019 #1

Well, 2000+ years of "Hey, could be any day now!"... ret5hd Feb 2019 #5

It could be a day. guillaumeb Feb 2019 #8

Well, Jesus said before some of his contemporaries died. bitterross Feb 2019 #9

1st century christians: right now. Voltaire2 Feb 2019 #17

Fear aeromanKC Feb 2019 #2

Not really. Muslims believe that too. shenmue Feb 2019 #3

Aha!! guillaumeb Feb 2019 #4

--- sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #12

... trotsky Feb 2019 #19

'Stomp' 🎶 sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #10

Hol' th'wire! sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #11

Everybody except the members of my church, of course. marylandblue Feb 2019 #13

You a sustaining member of the Church of the Sleep Number Mattress? sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #14

--- sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #16

If by "soon" you mean within the prophet's lifetime Bradical79 Feb 2019 #20