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his nose. Then when he flicked his finger to expel the slimy
goo, the booger flew off and damn it, if it didn't stick to his
flip-flop. After dragging his flip-flop through the nearest mud
puddle and shaking off the water, the booger, he noticed was
Trump, bad hair and all was swimming toward a curb. There
it began to grow and grow, getting slimier and slimier catching
other stray boogers along.Til he collected enough boogers to
get his own flip-flop. Now nobody knows how to remove the
boogers without sacrificing the flip-flop.