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MutantAndProud

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12. Wait there are discounts?!

Reply to Chainfire (Reply #3)

Mon May 22, 2023, 11:15 AM

May 2023

I’ve already missed at least 4 already I think… better watch these 7 just in case I guess. Anyone got a unified calendar for pending apocalypses and raptures?

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Seven men around the world who each claim to be Jesus Christ [View all] brooklynite May 2023 OP

Has the Rapture begun and I overlooked it? Chainfire May 2023 #1

Rapture should come soon. Turbineguy May 2023 #2

Think of the money you will save... Chainfire May 2023 #3

Wait there are discounts?! MutantAndProud May 2023 #12

Grass doesn't grow in heaven, you will not need that new mower. Chainfire May 2023 #16

I read this thread title and the only thing I can utter is True Dough May 2023 #4

These men's Dad live in South Florida. Chainfire May 2023 #5

Wait, I thought Trump, the stable genius, had claimed that job! n/t RKP5637 May 2023 #6

There must be just as many from competing religions bucolic_frolic May 2023 #7

How lucky we are to have seven of them! Effete Snob May 2023 #8

Two more and they have a baseball team. twodogsbarking May 2023 #9

Well, 6 of them must be wrong. pnwest May 2023 #10

Jesus has a twitter acount and his father has several Historic NY May 2023 #11

There is only one God... multigraincracker May 2023 #13

Jesus said, if this happens, disregard their claims. raging moderate May 2023 #14

Game recognizes game. Act_of_Reparation May 2023 #15

I protest! This is pure slander, if you don't count blasphemy! Beastly Boy May 2023 #17