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Atheists & Agnostics

deucemagnet

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1. Other. NTS.

Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2015, 11:28 AM

Apr 2015

It's because the Republicans don't share the same interpretation of Christ's teachings that the True Christians (tm) hold, and these True Christians (tm) know that their interpretation is more valid that that of the Republicans because of some Other Way of Knowing (tm) or Knowing in Their Hearts (tm), or something.

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Republicans aren't Real™ christians because... [View all] beam me up scottie Apr 2015 OP

Other. NTS. deucemagnet Apr 2015 #1

That's why I included the Scotch option. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #3

Ah, I missed that. deucemagnet Apr 2015 #5

I don't think "only pay attention to the parts they like" bvf Apr 2015 #2

Exactly. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #4

Torn between Hitler and Scotch. mountain grammy Apr 2015 #6

AMC is the place to be on Easter Sunday! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #7

You forgot "Oh, your furious responses indicate I must have hit a nerve!" Heddi Apr 2015 #8

crap beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #9

Well maybe if you weren't such an arrogant Atheist you'd see the error in your ways Heddi Apr 2015 #10

That book your father and I gave you explains all that. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11

Can't we all agree that Science is a religion? Heddi Apr 2015 #12

Why ask why? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13

I wanted to go with "f*ck off bmus" Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #14

Thanks! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #15

You are so kind to think of others. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #16

I think so. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #17

Uh oh Heddi Apr 2015 #18

. Jeff Murdoch Apr 2015 #21

! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #23

17-22, hmm, looks like they alerted the grand jury edgineered Apr 2015 #27

OMG! Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #28

The jury system is rigged! progressoid Apr 2015 #30

Funny! Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #34

I was going to go with this one, Jeff Murdoch Apr 2015 #20

Arrogance is one of my favourite things. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #24

It was never in the belief system of a Real(tm) xtian that violence is acceptable. edgineered Apr 2015 #19

LOL! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #25

Sorry. The ones I know really haven't read the Bible. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #22

Some of it is. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #26

Hilarious! "Baptidome" Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #35

But he's so pretty... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #36

Agreed. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #38

"Atheists are the most insecure people I know" progressoid Apr 2015 #29

I will hear that song in my head until the day I die. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #31

When my sister-in-law saw the Narwhal/Sprint commercial, progressoid Apr 2015 #32

I love it when I get the opportunity to explain something new to people. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #33

Do I remember Calvin and Hobbes? progressoid Apr 2015 #37

Thank you for those. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #39

Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you progressoid Apr 2015 #40

LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #41