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beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
9. crap
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 01:20 PM
Apr 2015

I was so insecure I couldn't think straight.

I'm behind on persecuting christians; tell HQ that I'm doing my best.

Other. NTS. deucemagnet Apr 2015 #1
That's why I included the Scotch option. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #3
Ah, I missed that. deucemagnet Apr 2015 #5
I don't think "only pay attention to the parts they like" bvf Apr 2015 #2
Exactly. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #4
Torn between Hitler and Scotch. mountain grammy Apr 2015 #6
AMC is the place to be on Easter Sunday! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #7
You forgot "Oh, your furious responses indicate I must have hit a nerve!" Heddi Apr 2015 #8
crap beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #9
Well maybe if you weren't such an arrogant Atheist you'd see the error in your ways Heddi Apr 2015 #10
That book your father and I gave you explains all that. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11
Can't we all agree that Science is a religion? Heddi Apr 2015 #12
Why ask why? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13
I wanted to go with "f*ck off bmus" Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #14
Thanks! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #15
You are so kind to think of others. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #16
I think so. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #17
Uh oh Heddi Apr 2015 #18
. Jeff Murdoch Apr 2015 #21
! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #23
17-22, hmm, looks like they alerted the grand jury edgineered Apr 2015 #27
OMG! Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #28
The jury system is rigged! progressoid Apr 2015 #30
Funny! Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #34
I was going to go with this one, Jeff Murdoch Apr 2015 #20
Arrogance is one of my favourite things. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #24
It was never in the belief system of a Real(tm) xtian that violence is acceptable. edgineered Apr 2015 #19
LOL! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #25
Sorry. The ones I know really haven't read the Bible. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #22
Some of it is. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #26
Hilarious! "Baptidome" Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #35
But he's so pretty... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #36
Agreed. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #38
"Atheists are the most insecure people I know" progressoid Apr 2015 #29
I will hear that song in my head until the day I die. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #31
When my sister-in-law saw the Narwhal/Sprint commercial, progressoid Apr 2015 #32
I love it when I get the opportunity to explain something new to people. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #33
Do I remember Calvin and Hobbes? progressoid Apr 2015 #37
Thank you for those. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #39
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you progressoid Apr 2015 #40
LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #41
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