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Atheists & Agnostics

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1. If there had been any chance of me being Catholic, they still woulda lost me at "don't masturbate"

Sat Jun 6, 2015, 09:17 PM

Jun 2015

Sorry, no sale.

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Good News: Early Sex Kills Religious Involvement [View all] beam me up scottie Jun 2015 OP

But every sperm is sacred... beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #2

I call BS AlbertCat Jun 2015 #3

It's very sciencificky. beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #4

...I think I will end up being a real life 40 year old virgin LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #5

Someone pray for me that I don't become religious! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #6

Those are not "REAL" prayers LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #7

Those are not "REAL" prayers AlbertCat Jun 2015 #8

The Pastafarian group will accept everyone as well LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #9

I think if you've made it this far without falling for it, you're safe! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #11

keep fuckin' that chicken RussBLib Jun 2015 #10

! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #12