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beam me up scottie

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12. !
Sun Jun 7, 2015, 06:44 PM
Jun 2015
Slick and spasm, you put both arms up, across your face
You knees start wiggling, all over the place
You flap your arms and your feet start kicking
Then you know you doin' the funky chicken

Oh, I'm feeling it now, I feel so unnecessary
This is the kind, this is the kind of stuff
To make you feel like you want to do something nasty
Like waste some chicken gravy on your white shirt
Right down front, here we go y'all

You work both arms and you work both feet
Use a dab of gravy, you right on the beat
You flap your arms and your feet start kicking
Then you know, you doin' the funky chicken

Doin' the funky chicken, y'all
Doin' the funky chicken, y'all
Doin' the funky chicken, y'all


Sorry. Your post reminded me of this blast from the past.



If there had been any chance of me being Catholic, they still woulda lost me at "don't masturbate" Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #1
But every sperm is sacred... beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #2
I call BS AlbertCat Jun 2015 #3
It's very sciencificky. beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #4
...I think I will end up being a real life 40 year old virgin LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #5
Someone pray for me that I don't become religious! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #6
Those are not "REAL" prayers LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #7
Those are not "REAL" prayers AlbertCat Jun 2015 #8
The Pastafarian group will accept everyone as well LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #9
I think if you've made it this far without falling for it, you're safe! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #11
keep fuckin' that chicken RussBLib Jun 2015 #10
! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #12
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