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10. Jebus H Chrisp ...

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sat Mar 16, 2019, 03:29 PM

Mar 2019

What are the chances that Christ and Anti-Christ would end up living next door to each other?
July 22, 2012UncategorizedAntichrist, Jesus, Palm Bay, UncategorizedGreg Laden

http://gregladen.com/blog/2012/07/22/what-are-the-chances-that-christ-and-anti-christ-would-end-up-living-next-door-to-each-other/

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[A]pparently, not as small as you might think. In Palm Bay Florida, Jesus is under arrest for stalking his neighbor, Anti-Christ, as well as shooting at him with a bb-gun.

I love the way the reporters keep referring to him as “Jesus Man.” I wonder if that’s how the Roman officials referred to him in 0-whatevery AD.

Pilate: "The Jesus Man is stirring up trouble again in the Galilee.”

Centurian: “We’re gonna have to nail that Jesus Man to a cross, man.”

That sort of thing.

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I don't care what faith you profess or if you are an atheist, this ad is TERRIBLE! Atticus Mar 2019 #4

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There are parts of America where "virtually nobody" would be offended by "the N word" or Atticus Mar 2019 #9

INRI Ohiya Mar 2019 #7

Jebus H Chrisp ... marble falls Mar 2019 #10

Made me laugh 😆 mountain grammy Mar 2019 #11

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