Atheists & Agnostics

It's a great joke to tell to your religious friends. A little long, but worth the read:

Aliens land on earth. They appear to be friendly, and ask if they can speak to our leaders. One of the leaders who comes to speak with them is the Pope. He asks them if they have heard of Jesus Christ. They say they have, in fact he visited their planet in ancient times. They say he was so nice to them, and showed them how to live in peace and harmony and they are eternally grateful for that.

They tell the Pope that Jesus frequently comes back to visit them to see how they are doing and instructs them on how to solve any problems they may have. The Pope is surprised to hear this and tells them we have been waiting for over 2,000 years for him to return here. The Aliens say maybe he comes to see them because they have better chocolate than we have on Earth.

The Pope asks what does chocolate have to do with it? They say, well the first time he came to visit he did so many nice things and taught them so much, when he left, they gave him a big Thank You card signed by all their leaders and a box of their finest chocolates. Then they ask "What did you guys do?"