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Atheists & Agnostics

Sibelius Fan

(24,632 posts) Thu Mar 28, 2024, 04:17 AM Mar 2024

That’s the holiday where Jesus rises from the dead. If he sees his shadow, he goes back to being dead for another six weeks.🤣

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Sunday is Easter. [View all] Sibelius Fan Mar 2024 OP

I had a good laugh.... FarPoint Mar 2024 #1

I was born on Easter Sunday ItsjustMe Mar 2024 #2

You are 39 days older than I am! A HERETIC I AM Mar 2024 #8

He was physically raptured into heaven. Voltaire2 Mar 2024 #11

Wait, if he was "raptured to heaven" anyway... Think. Again. Mar 2024 #17

its stupendous rubbish, 2000 year old nonsense Voltaire2 Mar 2024 #20

Good lord, I hope they're not letting the kids hear this crap. Think. Again. Mar 2024 #22

I plan on rising from bed on Sunday NoRethugFriends Mar 2024 #4

If he doesn't see his shadow, what does he do on Monday? 3Hotdogs Mar 2024 #5

Rolls that big ass stone back and has a wee nap. A HERETIC I AM Mar 2024 #10

Says eff it . . . Not Heidi Mar 2024 #15

Yeaster werdna Mar 2024 #6

We need to stop picking on bible stories.... rubbersole Mar 2024 #7

They call tomorrow "Good Friday".... A HERETIC I AM Mar 2024 #9

he spent a weekend being dead. Voltaire2 Mar 2024 #13

wasn't he making bathtub wine before that? Think. Again. Mar 2024 #23

Eostre? Not Heidi Mar 2024 #16

Oops german, not celtic. Voltaire2 Mar 2024 #18

Thank you! Not Heidi Mar 2024 #19

I was under the impression the christian cult was... Think. Again. Mar 2024 #24

I watch a zombie movie every Easter. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 2024 #14

If a vampire flick would be close enough... Think. Again. Mar 2024 #25

Maybe I expand my tradition to a vampire flick on Holy Thursday Cuthbert Allgood Mar 2024 #27

Still a big fan of... FalloutShelter Mar 2024 #26

Solid choice. Love that movie. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 2024 #28

Bless you JoseBalow Mar 2024 #21

If your supposed deity 303squadron Mar 2024 #29