Atheists & Agnostics

Attilatheblond

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26. I had this one on my door:

Sat Dec 28, 2024, 10:33 PM

Dec 28

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But the young men working door to door soliciting for various home improvement rackets just too ignorant to get the message. And one smart ass self employed 'preacher' was reaching into his wallet and said, 'Sorta steep fee, but, OK...' I told him to save his money and get off my property. The damned pushy evangelist came back a couple months later to see if the house rule had changed or I had been smitten by the lord and replaced with a more congenial resident. No such luck, poser, get thee off my lawn!

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Two ladies showed up at my door to tell me the good news today [View all] Johnny2X2X Dec 28 OP

I'd be tempted to ask them what they think Trump would do tanyev Dec 28 #1

When I had 6 cats umroman Dec 28 #2

Have you heard of this book? "We'll Prescribe You a Cat" by Syou Ishida , FSogol Dec 28 #4

Beautiful idea. I will look for this book. Pinback Dec 28 #18

You just put more thought in it than they ever did. N/t FSogol Dec 28 #3

Why we have a small sign by the doorbell - "Please no solicitors, agents or causes". It works. dutch777 Dec 28 #5

I don't have the "please". dickthegrouch Dec 28 #14

I had this one on my door: Attilatheblond Dec 28 #26

We finally broke down and got a "No Solicitors" sign a few months ago. Aristus Dec 28 #30

Probably JW's. usonian Dec 28 #6

One good thing about Jehova's Witnesses: they do not believe in voting yellowdogintexas Dec 29 #34

Yeah, they almost always lead off with how scary the world is today True Dough Dec 28 #7

Newly converted Jehovah's Witness showed at my door. I convinced him evolution is real. No JW ever came again. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Dec 28 #8

Their favorite anti evolution argument is "It's just a theory." boonecreek Dec 28 #19

The second someone says "It's just a theory"..... AZ8theist Dec 28 #20

Hey! Christianity has improved!!! At least they didnt give you the Cathar Karadeniz Dec 28 #9

The Enlightenment. paleotn Dec 28 #16

I tell them we are Romans and know better than to nail moving sunsets to a tree! GreenWave Dec 28 #10

Though I find this very entertaining... littlemissmartypants Dec 28 #11

It's not genuine friendliness. It's salesmanship. Iggo Dec 28 #12

Not really even selling anything Johnny2X2X Dec 28 #22

I know. It's bizarre. paleotn Dec 28 #13

Twice I've invited JW's in, offered them something to drink, and said I was interested in discussing it AdamGG Dec 28 #15

A friend of mine use to chase them away this way LogDog75 Dec 28 #17

They haven't turned up at our house in a couple of years. I first ignored them, then answered the door and Vinca Dec 28 #21

I've ask if they read the Bible. They say yes. multigraincracker Dec 28 #23

When two Mormon women showed up at my door drmeow Dec 28 #24

It's all made up sorcrow Dec 28 #25

Some sects are more interesting than others. multigraincracker Dec 28 #27

I too was interested in this group, I went to a service and it was just as described...weird...they were nice people... wcmagumba Dec 28 #29

I like to look at churches in a Cultural Anthropology way. multigraincracker Dec 28 #31

I do that too. I have gone to several Christian Churches just once to compare and see what they are up to... wcmagumba Dec 28 #32

I had two women come to the door with a bible. BlueKota Dec 28 #28

Two women with Bibles came to our door tonight SARose Dec 29 #33

My go-to response is "I am busy now, but give me your home address and I will stop by at my convenience". Midnight Writer Dec 29 #35

During the pandemic lockdown I received two separate typed letters from these dipshits. progressoid Dec 29 #36