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Nevernose

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5. First you have to be open-minded
Sat Dec 10, 2011, 12:12 PM
Dec 2011

That's a given. After that, I suggest visualizing the quantum energy of the forum traveling through the air, then visualizing this quantum energy refueling the chakras of skepticism in you mind.

If that doesn't work, you can pay me whatever you feel comfortable with to spiritually channel the contents of this forum to you. As a bonus you get a free tarot reading and a vial of water not only energized by the moon, but blessed by the native shamans of no fewer than three different continents. Also, I'll need your bank info and mother's maiden name (not for me, but for the spirits).

Or you could just adjust the brightness on your monitor.

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