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Cannabis

NightWatcher

(39,360 posts) Thu May 3, 2018, 05:50 PM May 2018

My neighbor just asked how to pass a pee test tomorrow. [View all]

My reply of "stop smoking a month ago" got me a shitty look. The pleasure of being self employed is that my boss never asks me to pee in a cup.

Do any of you guys have to test with little to no notice? My advice was to go to the head shop and buy the most expensive thing they have or tape a ziplock of clean whiz to your leg.

Are there any better brands of the stuff?

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My neighbor just asked how to pass a pee test tomorrow. [View all] NightWatcher May 2018 OP

If you work for an airline you're going to be randomly tested. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2018 #1

I used to have a fake urine pouch I kept in my locker askyagerz May 2018 #2

My buddy buys powdered urine and uses a heated Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #3

Powdered urine??? dixiegrrrrl May 2018 #13

Yup, just add water and heat. Nt Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #16

Three gigs ago... Thomas Hurt May 2018 #4

Six of one, half dozen of the other. Glamrock May 2018 #6

Years ago I unloaded semis with a forklift at a food warehouse. elocs May 2018 #5

About 20 years ago I know someone who bought the stuff at a BigmanPigman May 2018 #7

Fake urine (you can buy it online or at any headshop) Downtown Hound May 2018 #8

I just found one called Quick Fix online and texted him at work. NightWatcher May 2018 #10

Trust me, get the temperature right and it will work. Downtown Hound May 2018 #11

At this point the best they mercuryblues May 2018 #9

Every head shop will have a variety of types JDC May 2018 #12

My employer ordered a urine test on me when I was hired nine years ago. Aristus May 2018 #14

Some companies require the urine to be collected under supervision. 3Hotdogs May 2018 #15

Talk about a terrible job. Soxfan58 May 2018 #17

I have a lot of experience with this issue waddirum May 2018 #18

I've heard all kinds of "stories" about people who've GWC58 Aug 2018 #19

A college prof once told us that flat, diet Ilsa Aug 2018 #20

isn't Golden Seal tea supposed to work? JuJuYoshida Aug 2018 #21