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elocs

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5. Years ago I unloaded semis with a forklift at a food warehouse.

Thu May 3, 2018, 06:01 PM

May 2018

It was a small dock and I was alone with the driver as I unloaded him. He was telling me how he hadn't been home for a long time until the past weekend and had smoked some weed with his girlfriend. I wondered where this was leading and soon found out--he was informed he would be randomly drug tested and he wanted me to give him a clean urine sample.
It still ranks as the strangest request I've ever had.
I told him, "sorry, no, I can't do that". He knew the rules and he knew he could be randomly drug tested. Besides, I didn't know him from the man in the moon so why would I risk my job to help him do something that was wrong.
Choices, meet consequences.

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My neighbor just asked how to pass a pee test tomorrow. [View all] NightWatcher May 2018 OP

If you work for an airline you're going to be randomly tested. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2018 #1

I used to have a fake urine pouch I kept in my locker askyagerz May 2018 #2

My buddy buys powdered urine and uses a heated Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #3

Powdered urine??? dixiegrrrrl May 2018 #13

Yup, just add water and heat. Nt Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #16

Three gigs ago... Thomas Hurt May 2018 #4

Six of one, half dozen of the other. Glamrock May 2018 #6

Years ago I unloaded semis with a forklift at a food warehouse. elocs May 2018 #5

About 20 years ago I know someone who bought the stuff at a BigmanPigman May 2018 #7

Fake urine (you can buy it online or at any headshop) Downtown Hound May 2018 #8

I just found one called Quick Fix online and texted him at work. NightWatcher May 2018 #10

Trust me, get the temperature right and it will work. Downtown Hound May 2018 #11

At this point the best they mercuryblues May 2018 #9

Every head shop will have a variety of types JDC May 2018 #12

My employer ordered a urine test on me when I was hired nine years ago. Aristus May 2018 #14

Some companies require the urine to be collected under supervision. 3Hotdogs May 2018 #15

Talk about a terrible job. Soxfan58 May 2018 #17

I have a lot of experience with this issue waddirum May 2018 #18

I've heard all kinds of "stories" about people who've GWC58 Aug 2018 #19

A college prof once told us that flat, diet Ilsa Aug 2018 #20

isn't Golden Seal tea supposed to work? JuJuYoshida Aug 2018 #21