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Downtown Hound

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8. Fake urine (you can buy it online or at any headshop)
Thu May 3, 2018, 06:43 PM
May 2018

Do it right and it's success is guaranteed. I know five people that have passed using this method, including myself. The key is to make sure it's at the right temperature (it has to look like it came out of the human body, which means it should be as close to 98 degrees as possible). Meet that criteria and there is no way they can tell the difference under the microscope. If somebody fails using fake urine, it's usually because they didn't get the temperature right. There are all kinds of kits and instruction manuals online on how to make this happen and help your neighbor pass. If he does it right he should have no problem.

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If you work for an airline you're going to be randomly tested. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2018 #1
I used to have a fake urine pouch I kept in my locker askyagerz May 2018 #2
My buddy buys powdered urine and uses a heated Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #3
Powdered urine??? dixiegrrrrl May 2018 #13
Yup, just add water and heat. Nt Dr Hobbitstein May 2018 #16
Three gigs ago... Thomas Hurt May 2018 #4
Six of one, half dozen of the other. Glamrock May 2018 #6
Years ago I unloaded semis with a forklift at a food warehouse. elocs May 2018 #5
About 20 years ago I know someone who bought the stuff at a BigmanPigman May 2018 #7
Fake urine (you can buy it online or at any headshop) Downtown Hound May 2018 #8
I just found one called Quick Fix online and texted him at work. NightWatcher May 2018 #10
Trust me, get the temperature right and it will work. Downtown Hound May 2018 #11
At this point the best they mercuryblues May 2018 #9
Every head shop will have a variety of types JDC May 2018 #12
My employer ordered a urine test on me when I was hired nine years ago. Aristus May 2018 #14
Some companies require the urine to be collected under supervision. 3Hotdogs May 2018 #15
Talk about a terrible job. Soxfan58 May 2018 #17
I have a lot of experience with this issue waddirum May 2018 #18
I've heard all kinds of "stories" about people who've GWC58 Aug 2018 #19
A college prof once told us that flat, diet Ilsa Aug 2018 #20
isn't Golden Seal tea supposed to work? JuJuYoshida Aug 2018 #21
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