Pastafarians

I would be upset if the best that the afterlife had to offer was Negra Moldelo. I would be much happier with a beer volcano that erupted Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

However, on the theological side, I'd wager that the beer volcanoes of paradise emit a perfect brew the likes of which have never been experienced by mortal man, a libation so sublime and perfectly satisfying that only a being as great as the FSM could possibly have created it.