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9. What IF you had just solved the M-theory?

Reply to edgineered (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 01:40 AM

Jun 2015

Could it be that a cheese grater is the way to compactify the 11 dimensions of string theory?

If so, you could go down in history as having given its meaning to the M of the M-theory:

M would become forever known as the Mascarpone Theory.

(Mascarpone being in another dimension which does NOT need a grater)

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