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Pastafarians

BainsBane

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14. I've given this careful consideration

Reply to LostOne4Ever (Reply #12)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 04:07 PM

Jun 2015

and I think we should choose a leader who will serve only one month at a time, the position rotating among the membership. As for all holy leaders, they must be chosen through divine intervention, in this case through the Ceremony of the Noodles, in which the Pastafarian with the longest noodle at supper on the last day of each month shall be the leader for the next.

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So when do we elect a Pastafarian pope? [View all] EvolveOrConvolve Jun 2015 OP

I like the mizzenmast idea (nt) LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #1

The skivvies bother me! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #6

Actually, those are rather cool, mr blur Jun 2015 #7

Very nice BainsBane Jun 2015 #8

Is there a matching brassiere or camisole? AlbertCat Jun 2015 #10

That doesn't match at all. BainsBane Jun 2015 #11

i know I'm new to the faith BainsBane Jun 2015 #2

I think those are some good points LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #12

I've given this careful consideration BainsBane Jun 2015 #14

Pastafarians don't abuse children, mr blur Jun 2015 #3

I propose that "pope" is a title bestowed upon the person who drains the keg. trotsky Jun 2015 #4

I have a candidate... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #5

For this group? "Pope" is a bit ham fisted, in my opinion A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #9

I vote for potentate Heddi Jun 2015 #13