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Pastafarians

Mariana

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5. The beer volcano.

Reply to Yorktown (Original post)

Sun Jun 21, 2015, 11:21 AM

Jun 2015

Any deity that promises to provide a beer volcano has earned my worship. Especially since in this life, I'm allergic to beer and can't drink it without breaking out in hives. Yes, it's a horrible affliction and you can't imagine how I suffer. I have faith that in the afterlife, I won't have this problem and I intend to make full use of the beer volcano.

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When did you become a Pastafarian and why? [View all] Yorktown Jun 2015 OP

I'm just here for the meatballs. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #1

About 7 years ago. bearssoapbox Jun 2015 #2

HERETIC came for the meatballs, you came for the sauce, .. Yorktown Jun 2015 #3

I came unto his Noodlyness.... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #4

Of course, Pastafarisnism is the great All that encompasses all Truth. Yorktown Jun 2015 #9

The beer volcano. Mariana Jun 2015 #5

Meatballs, sauce, beer volcano, you guys all have materialistic reasons. Yorktown Jun 2015 #8

I'll tell you what. Mariana Jun 2015 #10

My condolences Yorktown Jun 2015 #12

As a follower of Cthulhu edhopper Jun 2015 #6

Cthulhu-Pastafarian syncretism is a hard path to follow. Yorktown Jun 2015 #7

I...well...ummm hermetic Jun 2015 #11

I must admit the $3 Ragu coupon was unnassailable theological proof Yorktown Jun 2015 #13