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Pastafarians

Mariana

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10. I'll tell you what.

Reply to Yorktown (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 22, 2015, 01:23 AM

Jun 2015

I'm allergic to other alcoholic beverages, also. Do you understand what that means? Not only can't I have a glass of beer with my plate of pasta, but my sauce can't even have any wine in it! And, to add insult to injury, I can't drink rum, either.

Deities get what they earn, as far as I'm concerned. The FSM has promised me a beer volcano in the afterlife, and has thereby earned my respect and even worship. If he wants spirituality too, he can cure me of this rotten affliction in this life. Then, and only then, will I be able to participate fully in this religion, and be in full communion with the FSM and with fellow Pastafarians.

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When did you become a Pastafarian and why? [View all] Yorktown Jun 2015 OP

I'm just here for the meatballs. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #1

About 7 years ago. bearssoapbox Jun 2015 #2

HERETIC came for the meatballs, you came for the sauce, .. Yorktown Jun 2015 #3

I came unto his Noodlyness.... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #4

Of course, Pastafarisnism is the great All that encompasses all Truth. Yorktown Jun 2015 #9

The beer volcano. Mariana Jun 2015 #5

Meatballs, sauce, beer volcano, you guys all have materialistic reasons. Yorktown Jun 2015 #8

I'll tell you what. Mariana Jun 2015 #10

My condolences Yorktown Jun 2015 #12

As a follower of Cthulhu edhopper Jun 2015 #6

Cthulhu-Pastafarian syncretism is a hard path to follow. Yorktown Jun 2015 #7

I...well...ummm hermetic Jun 2015 #11

I must admit the $3 Ragu coupon was unnassailable theological proof Yorktown Jun 2015 #13

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