Democratic Primaries
In reply to the discussion: Are Joe and Bernie speaking out against fucking hoarders? [View all]BidenBacker
(1,089 posts)Google is on it...
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3551787-google-working-on-national-coronavirus-website
Yesterday, President Trump said that Google was developing a website "to determine whether a test is warranted and to facilitate testing at a nearby convenient location."
Trump hated Google last year when he accused them of bias. But loves 'em now when they do his fucking job for him.
Give Google a few more years and we'll be able to perform surgeries on ourselves. That oughta help drive healthcare costs down a little. Love reading some people's comments under articles...
"Google is doing a website."
"Well yes Mr. President, sort of, it's actually our sister com-"
"They've got 17 engineers working on it."
"Wait what."
"Actually let's round up, it's 1,700 engineers, nobody knows."
"Oh god WHAT."
"It'll be ready by like Wednesday."
" ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
"If you have the coronavirus, the website will cure you. It'll be one of the great websites, many people are already saying it."
"You know what, fine, we're doing the thing you just said."
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden