Democratic Primaries

The Magistrate

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19. Once Again, Sir, The Onion Commits Journalism

Wed Apr 8, 2020, 09:03 PM

Apr 2020

"When things are not called by their right names, what is said cannot make sense. When what is said does not make sense, what is planned cannot succeed. When plans do not succeed, people become uneasy. When people are uneasy, punishments do not fit crimes. When punishments do not fit crimes, people cannot know where to put hand or foot."

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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Sanders dropping out was a DNC ploy to rig the primary against Sanders..... Takket Apr 2020 #1

Thread winner!!! dware Apr 2020 #9

LMAO Nailzberg Apr 2020 #23

Rigged DNC derp almost defies parody. Scurrilous Apr 2020 #24

Got me! Cha Apr 2020 #2

Mahalo Cha!! dware Apr 2020 #7

The title got me before I saw Cha Apr 2020 #11

You StaySafe also. dware Apr 2020 #15

Thank You! That really does Cha Apr 2020 #16

My first thought when I read the title drmeow Apr 2020 #17

LOL Me. Apr 2020 #8

Aloha, Me! Cha Apr 2020 #12

P.S Cha Apr 2020 #13

I volunteered to "stand-in" for Bernie but they wanted Larry David... Eliot Rosewater Apr 2020 #3

Its not far from the truth actually. Nt. drray23 Apr 2020 #4

Almost got me, dware Apr 2020 #5

You Got Me Me. Apr 2020 #6

So, I wonder where all the Sen. Sanders supporters are now? dware Apr 2020 #10

Lol... sheshe2 Apr 2020 #14

lol mikelgb Apr 2020 #18

Once Again, Sir, The Onion Commits Journalism The Magistrate Apr 2020 #19

Sid...so funny ... we need a laugh! K&R Demsrule86 Apr 2020 #20

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You Might Want To Exercise The 'Self-Delete' Option On This And Any Others, Sir The Magistrate Apr 2020 #22