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KentuckyWoman

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10. He would love my sammiches.

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:00 PM

Aug 2022

I make a donut double beef and cheese sammich that will give him heart palpitations it is so good.

Tater salad with that triple heavy mayo on the side. Extra sweet tea to wash it down and a big slab of chocolate pie to finish him off.

Deeeelish.

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Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches [View all] tulipsandroses Aug 2022 OP

Some woman may make him his last sandwich. Bev54 Aug 2022 #1

With ingredients that don't agree. KS Toronado Aug 2022 #24

Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich. The Unmitigated Gall Aug 2022 #2

Kick dalton99a Aug 2022 #3

Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt raccoon Aug 2022 #32

Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop tulipsandroses Aug 2022 #36

SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt raccoon Aug 2022 #41

Audience does not seem thrilled. nt delisen Aug 2022 #4

"A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!" Ocelot II Aug 2022 #5

Haw! n/t FSogol Aug 2022 #44

Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there? tanyev Aug 2022 #6

Yep. His sandwich maker: dalton99a Aug 2022 #14

I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's. Prof. Toru Tanaka Aug 2022 #16

It is a fundamentalist trait dalton99a Aug 2022 #19

Same color scheme in the clothes, even! yardwork Aug 2022 #39

One miserable wife, Mr. Evil Aug 2022 #23

Family photos can be so telling nuxvomica Aug 2022 #34

Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich. tanyev Aug 2022 #37

How completely unsurprising. (nt) Paladin Aug 2022 #40

tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t TygrBright Aug 2022 #7

What a jerk Demovictory9 Aug 2022 #8

Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth. alphafemale Aug 2022 #9

He would love my sammiches. KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #10

OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday? Abolishinist Aug 2022 #12

I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-) cayugafalls Aug 2022 #22

HA KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #42

Make your own damn sandwich. Deuxcents Aug 2022 #11

When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!" ShazzieB Aug 2022 #27

I do not wear message T Shirts KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #43

Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes: Liberty Belle Aug 2022 #13

Jesus H Christ! tosh Aug 2022 #15

I would love to make him a sandwich vercetti2021 Aug 2022 #17

Does he let his wife own shoes? MagickMuffin Aug 2022 #18

I'd make him a pie... SunSeeker Aug 2022 #20

We all would like to make him a pie. Baitball Blogger Aug 2022 #35

I'll make you a sandwich, alright PlanetBev Aug 2022 #21

He does know it's not the 50s, right? sakabatou Aug 2022 #25

Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman... Volaris Aug 2022 #26

Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they... 3catwoman3 Aug 2022 #28

oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU Trueblue1968 Aug 2022 #29

MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH Skittles Aug 2022 #30

Blargh! Misogynist Bastard! electric_blue68 Aug 2022 #31

I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled - Vinca Aug 2022 #33

This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen. Irish_Dem Aug 2022 #38

He wants LGBTQ people executed as well irisblue Aug 2022 #45

Boy is he deluded EnergizedLib Aug 2022 #46