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Crowman2009

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49. The only celestial being that will pay him a visit in the near future will be the grim reaper.

Reply to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:38 AM

Aug 2024

So keep eating McDonald's and chug that Diet Coke you orange prick!

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Trump: "If Jesus came down and was the vote counter, I would win California." [View all] Dennis Donovan Aug 2024 OP

Apparently trump thinks... Think. Again. Aug 2024 #1

exactly... jcgoldie Aug 2024 #2

Numbers... 2naSalit Aug 2024 #4

Trump thinks numbers mean what he says they mean localroger Aug 2024 #41

He is a text book example of Piaget's theory Danmel Aug 2024 #14

nailed it! jcgoldie Aug 2024 #64

it's how it worked for him until mopinko Aug 2024 #13

The Reich Wing denies objective reality orthoclad Aug 2024 #22

And don't forget about those "alternative... 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #63

They have seriously undermined the notion of reality orthoclad Aug 2024 #73

Well apparently Jesus doesn't want to. Weird Emile Aug 2024 #3

IF... 2naSalit Aug 2024 #5

Sociopaths believe the cosmos revolves around them, orthoclad Aug 2024 #23

Exactly! FM123 Aug 2024 #39

In other words... kentuck Aug 2024 #6

Hardly ... and even the MAGAs know it FakeNoose Aug 2024 #36

Good one oasis Aug 2024 #70

'The people who cast the votes decide nothing. anamnua Aug 2024 #7

He got that from Bannon. orthoclad Aug 2024 #25

Jesus (as a concept, as I am an atheist) would toss Trump and the MAGAts into the pit of fire, if he came back to kick Celerity Aug 2024 #8

My first thought was along that line was Delmette2.0 Aug 2024 #33

In my limited understanding of the foretelling of the Second Coming... GopherGal Aug 2024 #54

Trump must be farther gone than even I suspected. He's confusing Jesus with Stalin. DFW Aug 2024 #9

It's Jesus. He's calling from upstairs. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #10

That would be a miracle. So I agree with Trump. It would livetohike Aug 2024 #11

Jesus Christ. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #12

. dalton99a Aug 2024 #15

Trying to win back those Evangelicals that he's losing. GoCubsGo Aug 2024 #16

TFG is truly delusional LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2024 #17

and here we go. channeling his deep seated god complex. NT Javaman Aug 2024 #18

The level of delusion required for someone to make this kind of statement is astounding dlk Aug 2024 #19

Yep...was wondering "what if your boss made this statement?" nt allegorical oracle Aug 2024 #50

He's a megalomaniac. And a scourge upon our nation. I hate him. Joinfortmill Aug 2024 #20

He did come back. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #21

Evangelicals positively swoon over pandering bullshit like this Orrex Aug 2024 #24

For the second time in two weeks he also claimed that "God allegorical oracle Aug 2024 #26

He Said God Believed in HIM The Magistrate Aug 2024 #31

Idiotic moron says what now? mwb970 Aug 2024 #27

Adultery, As A Sin, Looms Quite Large In the 'Red Letter' Passages The Magistrate Aug 2024 #28

There ya go. In Trump's world, even the son of God is completely corrupt tanyev Aug 2024 #29

Jesus is too busy... ret5hd Aug 2024 #30

Ironic isn't it? He doesn't want Jesus to be able to vote, but wants him to count the votes. bluesbassman Aug 2024 #46

Look at the way he scores golf Conjuay Aug 2024 #32

I understand about talking about his nonsense gab13by13 Aug 2024 #34

This is what I hate most about Trump. Ray Bruns Aug 2024 #35

It's another dog whistle ... they're all dog whistles to keep his people in line FakeNoose Aug 2024 #38

Jesus helped him win 34 counts against him... Omnipresent Aug 2024 #37

The people who brought you alternative facts now bring you Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2024 #40

If Jesus came down, Trump better run. JohnnyRingo Aug 2024 #42

Hey DonOld, if Jesus came down... edbermac Aug 2024 #43

Further proof that "taking God's name in vain" does not get punished. MineralMan Aug 2024 #44

Jesus never had formal math training, so this tracks. nt Gore1FL Aug 2024 #45

Pretty sure if Jesus came back SomedayKindaLove Aug 2024 #47

So I looked it up, and under FL law - Baker Act - TBF Aug 2024 #48

The only celestial being that will pay him a visit in the near future will be the grim reaper. Crowman2009 Aug 2024 #49

Hey, Jesus! Come on down!! bucolic_frolic Aug 2024 #51

Rofl! Good one. Dave Bowman Aug 2024 #52

No person running for president in their right mind would say this. everyonematters Aug 2024 #53

And here, six months ago, I said that if Trump was allowed to be the GOP candidate ScratchCat Aug 2024 #55

It's true. He would need a miracle to win California Renew Deal Aug 2024 #56

What would Jesus say was the size of his Penthouse? LiberalFighter Aug 2024 #57

To quote a character from a Woody Allen film : PCIntern Aug 2024 #58

Great quote from "Hannah and Her Sisters". oasis Aug 2024 #71

Why would Jesus need to come down and do the vote counting himself? LiberalFighter Aug 2024 #59

I wouldn't be so sure the NT protagonist cares about rape Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #60

"Jesus invented the laws of the universe" JoseBalow Aug 2024 #61

more material for Sarah Cooper Skittles Aug 2024 #62

Trump needs rapture ASAP if Jehovah is low on lightning. PufPuf23 Aug 2024 #65

Cornered Rabid Rat says What! Cha Aug 2024 #66

This is the kind of thing that if a normal person said it... Initech Aug 2024 #67

If Jesus came down he would scatter all the magas Tree Lady Aug 2024 #68

That would be Jesus priority are you f in kidding me Tribetime Aug 2024 #69

Yes, in your childish fantasies I'm sure you would JoseBalow Aug 2024 #72