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In reply to the discussion: Yard sign [View all]

usonian

(14,525 posts)
25. Easier. Just post a notice.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 10:21 PM
Oct 5
This sign is coated with nerve toxins. (not)
Now that you touched it call the prayer line.
888-388-2683.


“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” —Psalm 46:1
But he can't reverse the toxins. Wishing you pleasant last rites.

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Yard sign [View all] larwdem Oct 5 OP
Great idea! niyad Oct 5 #1
If they go low...you went rose up! 👍 MiHale Oct 5 #2
IF they go low? BOSSHOG Oct 5 #4
You should try wild blackberry brambles: those thorns are 1monster Oct 5 #3
Adorn your sign homegirl Oct 5 #15
Ha! Reminds of that scene in 'The Gods Must be Crazy' with the thorny tree peppertree Oct 5 #24
Good idea - our street in southern Maine had yorkster Oct 5 #5
Odds are out of 400 there should be a few ring cameras. MLAA Oct 5 #13
That would be damn good. yorkster Oct 5 #16
Do you think the police will investigate? MLAA Oct 5 #17
They have been notified. I sure hope they yorkster Oct 5 #19
Ooh, I know where there are large patches central scrutinizer Oct 5 #6
Poison Ivy works too, great idea Paper Roses Oct 5 #11
I'm thinking.... Bayard Oct 5 #7
Booby traps are a bad idea. (n/t) Iggo Oct 5 #8
With rose branches, especially if they include blooms, soldierant Oct 5 #12
? ......that's not a booby trap onethatcares Oct 5 #20
Beware of Pricks or pricks beware. oasis Oct 5 #9
I'd be tempted to put mine in some poison ivy Warpy Oct 5 #10
Good idea. kairos12 Oct 5 #14
If you happen to have a large dog, some crap stragically placed around the sign Jack Valentino Oct 5 #18
How about tying it to a helium balloon Beachnutt Oct 5 #21
You should spray it with a light mist of oil and sprinkle itching powder on it too. appleannie1 Oct 5 #22
Hairspray and some gold glitter ArkansasDemocrat1 Oct 5 #23
Easier. Just post a notice. usonian Oct 5 #25
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