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(52,786 posts) Tue Oct 15, 2024, 06:26 AM Oct 15

Writer Paul Rudnick FTW (tweets on Trump, Mike Johnson and Kristi Noem) [View all]

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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY

Trump's health records would show:
- He's as fit as any 98-year-old
- He's a diaper-half-full kind of guy
- He hasn't washed his face in 50 years
- Ancient mosquitos are trapped in his hair
- His joints have been replaced with subpoenas
- He can nap while he's speaking

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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Mike Johnson says Trump's medical records are "irrelevant." Mike's own records include:
- The complete disappearance of his balls
- No discernible backbone
- A condition called "frozen smirk"
- When x-rayed, his head was found up his ass
- Gonorrhea from Mar-a-Lago hot tub

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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY

Here's Kristi Noem dancing to YMCA at a Trump rally. Because:
- Shooting her dog wasn't hateful enough
- She's miming a wind turbine
- She's practicing her hug
- Her arms froze while she was stealing a flatscreen
- She's catching pieces of Trump's skin

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Writer Paul Rudnick FTW (tweets on Trump, Mike Johnson and Kristi Noem) [View all] highplainsdem Oct 15 OP

She's catching pieces of Trump's skin... GoCubsGo Oct 15 #1

Stealing a flatscreen. The Kristie ones are the best. 3Hotdogs Oct 15 #2

Noem is pathetic johnnyfins Oct 15 #3

Groom of the Stool Godot51 Oct 15 #4

Grooming the Stool wolfie001 Oct 15 #5

LOL! highplainsdem Oct 15 #8

His medical records are irrelevant Mike Johnson? KS Toronado Oct 15 #6

Didn't the Village People issue a "cease and desist" about orange anus niyad Oct 15 #7

Yes, but they've backed off that. From Billboard today: highplainsdem Oct 15 #9

Thank you. That was most informative, and rather disappointing. niyad Oct 15 #11

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A! mucholderthandirt Oct 15 #10