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duncang

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7. I can imagine

Tue Oct 15, 2024, 05:41 PM

Oct 15

Them having to talk to him like a 5 year old. I wonder if he will drop the plastic bag and all into the fryer. I’d also bet that’s the first thing he has ever cooked. I wonder how he will handle putting the salt on. Shake once sir, shake again sir. Then he will say a big strong man with tears in his eyes said that was the best fries ever made and gave him his cook’s apron.

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Trump to stop at McD's Sunday in PA and "work the fry cooker" a source familiar with the matter tells CNN [View all] Dennis Donovan Oct 15 OP

Odds he does it for less than 5 minutes or backs out completely? Freethinker65 Oct 15 #1

I can see him visiting one, but not actually working in one. Dennis Donovan Oct 15 #2

Photo op, nothing more. Wednesdays Oct 15 #11

I could see him scarfing down a couple large orders of fries Prof. Toru Tanaka Oct 15 #25

I see him holding everything wrong Tree Lady Oct 15 #20

What will be his excuse for backing out at the last minute? Any guesses? Ocelot II Oct 15 #3

He will be fact-checked on whether they're hot and delicious, so he will back out Walleye Oct 15 #27

Why does that sound like some kind of risque metaphor ? eppur_se_muova Oct 15 #4

How many times will staffers need to impart "Do NOT grab the floaters..." between now and Sunday? EarthFirst Oct 15 #5

I cannot see any scenario where this ends well for him Metaphorical Oct 15 #6

I can imagine duncang Oct 15 #7

Who wants to bet he... sakabatou Oct 15 #8

as someone who worked at Mickey Dees proud patriot Oct 15 #15

I've never worked there. sakabatou Oct 15 #22

yup proud patriot Oct 15 #26

Thought so. Even with timers and alarms, you STILL have to pay attention. sakabatou Oct 15 #43

This message was self-deleted by its author Wiz Imp Oct 15 #40

I don't see The Madcap Oct 15 #48

Is he going to put on the McD's uniform, complete with hat and apron? tinrobot Oct 15 #9

Blue suit, an old one. Then he's cutting it into little squares & selling them, pay extra for him to sign the square Attilatheblond Oct 15 #23

They don't make them that big The Madcap Oct 15 #49

I hope he burns his ass off...pretty pathetic that you have to be a 78 year old toddler to understand the merits of SWBTATTReg Oct 15 #10

I would be VERY reluctant Mossfern Oct 15 #12

he's not qualified bigtree Oct 15 #13

Odds he insults the workers while there Johonny Oct 15 #14

Personally, birdographer Oct 15 #16

Agreed! Shit and food should not cross paths for any reason! Initech Oct 15 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author Wiz Imp Oct 15 #41

This *HAS* to be an SNL cold open sketch next weekend! Has to! Initech Oct 15 #17

Any PA health laws governing food establishments having incontent people in their kitchens? Attilatheblond Oct 15 #19

How about a hairnet, that would be rich Walleye Oct 15 #30

That's something I'd love to see The Madcap Oct 15 #50

Hygiene no_hypocrisy Oct 15 #39

And I cannot imagine any possible scenario dweller Oct 15 #21

Tell him he can have the freshest fries Jerry2144 Oct 15 #24

Ouch! Prof. Toru Tanaka Oct 15 #28

He'll probably fry his tie when he bends over. Vinca Oct 15 #29

Will the fire department be on standby? durablend Oct 15 #31

Remember the famous kitchen worker Paul Ryan dalton99a Oct 15 #32

I cannot imagine Secret Service letting anywhere near displacedvermoter Oct 15 #33

Could someone PLEASE hack that electronic menu... ret5hd Oct 15 #34

Seeing as how autumn is here, cloudbase Oct 15 #35

I'm not going to say what I'm thinking. n/t Jacson6 Oct 15 #36

I wouldn't stand next to this guy playing with 350 oil. rsdsharp Oct 15 #37

Bobs for fries enid602 Oct 15 #38

Fry Cook? Sponge Blob poopy pants. GreenWave Oct 15 #42

He will be required to cover his diaper with plastic pants to pass health Wonder Why Oct 15 #44

You win Tribetime Oct 15 #46

I would like him to try to take orders at the counter. No way he could handle that. Tribetime Oct 15 #45

DJT"No, you don't want a big mac! Get a McDouble!" n/t Jacson6 Oct 15 #47

Up in Grease bucolic_frolic Oct 15 #51

McDonald's is poisoning not only their brand C_U_L8R Oct 15 #52

Didn't he already promise this a month or so ago? Is this new or rehash? MerryBlooms Oct 15 #53

Just watch him burn himself with the oil. greatauntoftriplets Oct 15 #54

Outbreak of bloody diarrhea at Pennsylvania McD's after Trump mans fry station struggle4progress Oct 15 #55

He has to wear a uniform, right? nolabear Oct 15 #56

Doesn't count unless he wears the paper hat. LudwigPastorius Oct 15 #57

Will he pretend to wash clean pots and pans like Paul "And-Ryan" did? maxrandb Oct 16 #58

hmm.... bdamomma Oct 16 #59

I hope they give him a quick refresher to remind him Buns_of_Fire Oct 16 #60

Whatever. He'll hold a fry basket for 30 seconds, get pictures, then run . . . hatrack Oct 16 #61