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notroot

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16. I think this is the key. When someone fellates a dildo, are they really fellating?

Sat Nov 2, 2024, 06:08 PM

Nov 2

Let's find out! (Googles...) Nope. It's the sex act, itself.

Therefore, it's a /simulated/ BJ with a microphone.

Maybe we're trying to base the slang for "fellatio of a microphone" on the wrong initial condition?

How about "mic-job"?

Or "sucking mic"?

Or... hear me out ...

"AURAL SEX" hahahahahhaha I crack myself up.

It's interesting, because he was stroking the mic stand's "shaft", as well, at the same time. And with his little, delicate hands, it was quite convincing, if not at all arousing. LOL.

OK, I've driven this nail far enough in.

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There needs to be a new word for fellating a microphone. [View all] milestogo Nov 2 OP

A new kind of sex toy? no_hypocrisy Nov 2 #1

I think this is the key. When someone fellates a dildo, are they really fellating? notroot Nov 2 #16

Back in the day I thought a clever name for our band robbob Nov 2 #26

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Aural sex FTW! megapuzzler Nov 2 #42

I like "simulatio" as a general term for the category 0rganism Nov 2 #43

A Fetish. Trump has a microphone fetish, Vance has a couch fetish. bucolic_frolic Nov 2 #2

Well, we knew that neither of them actually like women. milestogo Nov 2 #3

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Evil.... but nice. getagrip_already Nov 3 #60

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microfellating? mahina Nov 2 #7

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