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A new kind of sex toy? no_hypocrisy Nov 2 #1
I think this is the key. When someone fellates a dildo, are they really fellating? notroot Nov 2 #16
Back in the day I thought a clever name for our band robbob Nov 2 #26
Deepthroat feedback RobertDevereaux Nov 2 #31
Aural sex FTW! megapuzzler Nov 2 #42
I like "simulatio" as a general term for the category 0rganism Nov 2 #43
A Fetish. Trump has a microphone fetish, Vance has a couch fetish. bucolic_frolic Nov 2 #2
Well, we knew that neither of them actually like women. milestogo Nov 2 #3
he misses Putin Skittles Nov 2 #4
Beats me.... getagrip_already Nov 2 #5
back in my younger days Skittles Nov 3 #59
Evil.... but nice. getagrip_already Nov 3 #60
Let's go Old School BOSSHOG Nov 2 #6
Old school it is. republianmushroom Nov 2 #47
microfellating? mahina Nov 2 #7
That's when someone performs fellatio on his mushroom dick milestogo Nov 2 #10
A Mumble cayugafalls Nov 2 #8
When I was in radio we used to say some people ate the mic if they were working it too closely, rsdsharp Nov 2 #9
Fantasizing Emile Nov 2 #11
He was having Traildogbob Nov 2 #12
he went full on Putin. n/t gay texan Nov 2 #13
Republicking royable Nov 2 #14
Microphondling, manning the mic, and sucking Bose comes to mind for euphemisms. Efilroft Sul Nov 2 #15
call it a Mic Johnson n/t PedroXimenez Nov 2 #17
Ohh Burn! Cha Nov 3 #57
... róisín_dubh Nov 3 #58
Mic tuah! kerouac2 Nov 2 #18
Milking the Mike. nt Dear_Prudence Nov 2 #19
trumpatio...that wasn't hard. ret5hd Nov 2 #20
I see what you did there! Lunabell Nov 2 #33
🤣🤣🤣 ultralite001 Nov 2 #49
Preparing for prison JoseBalow Nov 2 #21
Nobody is that desperate! And if they were... mucholderthandirt Nov 3 #54
His false teeth come out JoseBalow Nov 3 #61
Anyone remember Kennedy from MTV--like ages ago? I recall... keep_left Nov 2 #22
Unprotected speech Beastly Boy Nov 2 #23
NO. Conjuay Nov 2 #24
Fellaudio spanone Nov 2 #25
Mike Pence was nearly hung bucolic_frolic Nov 2 #27
Gaining on it. n/t dobleremolque Nov 2 #28
that's a "Mike Johnson" .....nt DoBW Nov 2 #29
Not going to happen. Sneederbunk Nov 2 #30
Trumping the mic. Vinca Nov 2 #32
Deepthroated feedback RobertDevereaux Nov 2 #34
Felonatio Aviation Pro Nov 2 #35
The trump Dick Move. There is no pussy to grab in prison, looks to me like trump is practicing being Kittycatkat Nov 2 #36
Keep it crude dweller Nov 2 #37
MICRO-PHO-LATIO by djt magicarpet Nov 2 #38
Penis envy? Dave in VA Nov 2 #39
The one simulating the act w/ an inanimate object ultralite001 Nov 2 #40
I'm rolling with "simulatio" for now 0rganism Nov 2 #44
These two really choke me up... ultralite001 Nov 2 #50
Aural sex Diraven Nov 2 #41
Audiophile? mercuryblues Nov 2 #45
lol Audiosex? Cha Nov 3 #56
It was an act of MAGA cum laude taxi Nov 2 #46
trumping. flying rabbit Nov 2 #48
Seething Zambero Nov 2 #51
Phonicphellatio... bobalew Nov 2 #52
"MICRO-FELLATIO" ! Jack Valentino Nov 2 #53
Objectophilia Solly Mack Nov 3 #55
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