The 'not MY face' crowd is about to get a hard lesson in Find Out... [View all]

Deportation, tariffs (and the inflation and economic contraction that follows), the near-collapse of truly Blind justice, all of it is about to come crashing down on their fucking empty heads, and this time, there will be no Covid to deflect blame off their beloved god-emperor...it will be absolutely and OBVIOUSLY his fault.
And then the screaming will start--'but I don't understand how America and it's glorious Capitalism can't arrest that crook, or serve my food, or clean my hotel room, or defend Europe, and what do you MEAN I have to cut my own fucking lawn I'm supposed to have someone I can PAY to do that FOR my rich pasty-white Republican ass and oh my god where did this leopard come from please please PLEASE SOMEONE GET IT OFF OF MY FACE FOR THE LOVE OF WHITE JESUS...'

Suffer, you ignorant pricks, because the rest of us TOLD YOU, again and again and yet AGAIN it was a face-eating leopard that wasn't gonna care who's face it was, and you for some Alex Jones-inspired reason thought 'well, sure, but surely not ever MY FACE...'
Yeah, your face too, asshole. And no, I'm not inclined to help you with that just yet.
Suffer.
Beg more, motherfucker.
Pain is, and has always only been, the only teacher they understand. And maybe after the leopard isn't hungry anymore, you'll figure out why the rest of us voted for national healthcare that covered eaten faces, you dumb fucks.