General Discussion

1. Read a book about the origins of the holocaust. Since you’re busy trying to wipe that from history, I suggest you read up on it. You will find it horrifying - let me rephrase: you will take pleasure in it and likely experience no small amount of arousal. You will also experience a sense of deja vu. Have somebody explain what that is to you.

2. Spent time with grandkids. There is no greater joy, although there is a terrifying sense of foreboding when looking at my granddaughter, thinking about the world that awaits her.

3. Had sex with my wife with no intention whatsoever of procreating. We had a long discussion on her 70th birthday and made the difficult decision to have no more children. I will confess to having a vasectomy in 1990. I assume that procedure will be illegal in the not too distant future. Sure hope it’s not retroactive!

4. Explained to a conservative friend how our government is designed, particularly the separation of powers and the concept of checks and balances. Does any of that sound familiar to you?

5. Patiently waited for prices to come down. I’m well aware it was scheduled for 1/20. I’m reasonably certain the delay is due to the fraud and inefficiencies you are so diligently rooting out. I’m sure you’ll get to the bottom of it.

I hope this suffices. I certainly don’t want to tender my resignation from anything. Hopefully I didn’t waste your time. You have people to make miserable!