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38. Mine
Mon Feb 24, 2025, 07:18 AM
3 hrs ago

Dear Elon,

In the interest of DOGE and saving the United States from collapse, I will gladly fill you in on my activities and allow you the opportunity to judge whether or not I should be allowed to continue to do them.

I usually start the day by making coffee. Just the one pot, for me and the Mrs., is enough. I will often have a croissant or a bagel along with this morning coffee. I take my morning pills, move to my computer and begin playing solitaire. I often will play for an hour or so while the aforementioned coffee fully wakens me.

Some time later in the morning I will dress myself and prepare for the day. This regularly includes me eating lunch, perhaps taking a walk, though the weather is a little unfriendly for that kind of activity right now. I often will watch a little TV, I have become a fan of the series SILO and so will watch and rewatch episodes of that.

Next will come a nap just before I prepare dinner. After dinner my wife and I will watch some more TV, and then to bed.

As we are currently retired, this is about all our days consist of. I certainly hope that we will be able to continue in this, though should the United States be in danger from our activities we would surely considered altering them, possibly. But not probably.

Thank you for your time,

Citizens of the Earth

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